*makes out with you* haha no homo bro *tenderly kisses your neck* no homo *slides my hand down your pants and breathes on your neck* no homo bro
I’ve never gotten one of these but I’d really like to
Give me as many of these as will fit in my ask box. Please.
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
jesus christ this is so sad why would you do this
The two biggest fuckin liars on television